Photographer Julian Crap, generally regarded as "completely stupid," by the art world, was told by his dealer, Max Ass in early 1998, that he was a one trick pony, and that "even that horse was dead." "What can I do?" he asked Ass. To which Ass replied, with unusual kindness, "steal somebody else's work."
We don't know who Julian Crap stole this sand painting from. But the fact that he tells us he stole the painting only confirms his status as "total moron."
Julian Crap
Stolen, 2000
Material: stealth