We Pay You A very frightening find. Crumpled, dirty and bad printing. Looks like it has been stuck on the subway since 1982. "We pay you to lose weight"? Sure. "Excellent customer care": What the fuck does that mean? Is this a holistic acupuncture center, er, I mean a used car dealership? And "over 23 million satisfied customers" means these people know how to get you off. Your fat kick, of course. 516 is a Long Island area code...all the more terrifying.