As Seen On TV/Wanted A latter-day followup to a popular "Wanted" ad in 1998. This one from January 2000 has drawn from the entire canon of Diet Ads. They have added another 30 to the legendary "30 days and 30 lbs". There's a "As Seen On TV" a "Distributors Needed" and the required "Dr. Recommended" and "100% Guaranteed." But this ad doesn't stop there! The circle K makes an appearance and a new enticement "We May Even Pay You!". By far the best lines are "P.S. I'm not calling you fat! But...who do you know...?" and the grabber "No drugs! No Surgery!1 No kidding!!!"