Have you seen those Lose Weight Fast advertisements? Of course you have. And the Diet Magic - Lose 30 lbs in 30 days? You signed up last week. Well here are some you may have missed, brought together in our collection entitled STUPID-MAGIC! STUPID MAGIC! is what you need to lose pounds and gain friends. Over 4 years experience, on 22 subway lines! Here are the links to the diet ads from our August 2000 Diet Ad Special. Remember, once in the Diet Window (a specially shrunk window - less bloated, no more fattening pop-up-underneath windows, and we promise you won't gain the extra flab back!) you can use the arrow buttons to go forward and backward through the collection. Tuesday, August 1st -- Original Diet Magic Wednesday, August 2nd -- Claudia Look Good Feel Good Thursday, August 3rd -- Super-Diet Friday, August 4th -- Look Good Cheaply Saturday, August 5th -- Magic Tall Sunday, August 6th -- Shape Up For Summer Monday, August 7th -- X-Mas Tuesday, August 8th -- Wanted On TV Wednesday, August 9th -- I Lost 36 Lbs & You Can Too! Thursday, August 10th -- I Lost 44 Lbs And You Can Too! Friday, August 11th -- I Lost 45 Lbs in 90 Days and Kept It Off For 5 1/2 Fucking Years! Take That Bitch! Saturday, August 12th -- Wanted: A New Metabolism Sunday, August 13th -- Modela Tu Figura Monday, August 14th -- Sexy Girl Wants You To Lose Weight Tuesday, August 15th -- Yo-Yo-Yo Wednesday, August 16th -- Willpower In A Bottle Thursday, August 17th -- New Metabolism Breakthrough Friday, August 18th -- Clean Magic Saturday, August 19th -- Ask For Omar Sunday, August 20th -- We're Not Calling You Fat Monday, August 21st -- Look Good in Mauve Tuesday, August 22nd -- Free Facial w/ Cupon Wednesday, August 23rd -- We Pay You Thursday, August 24th -- Flower Powder Friday, August 25th -- Drink and Shrink Saturday, August 26th -- Lose Gain Mtn Sunday, August 27th -- Se Necesita Monday, August 28th -- Necesitamos 24 Tuesday, August 29th -- Post A Diet Wednesday, August 30th -- Maria Tries Her Hand ** GRAND FINALE ** Thursday, August 31th -- Maria Is Subject To The Secret |