FRONT PAGE ARCHIVE
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JANUARY 2002
On The Crumbling Street
by LAURA MODIGLIANI
DECEMBER 2001
Banana Seat Devil
by SARAH TERLAGA
inspired by the Colin Thom mosaic "Drinkeyland"
Rivative Holiday Page
Poetry, Recipe, Santa Game & Stress Advice.
Antiterrorist Christmas 2001 CD/MP3 Download Page
Hear what Christmas means to a 12 yr old drummer, some foreign-sounding people, and some not very shell-shocked New Yorkers.
NOVEMBER 2001
The 2001 Grape Harvest Report
November 26 - December 8 • by TOMMY VACCA
Danny Bonaduce Has Broken All Ten Commandments
November 16 - November 26 • by CHRIS HICKMAN
Malesnit
October 30 - November 15 • by SOME ASSHOLES IN A MONASTERY
OCTOBER 2001
To Be Noble, Part II
October 19 - October 29 • by ELEANOR ROOS
Real World, Episode 6: What Jason Was Writing in His Diary While Waiting for the Train
October 11 - October 17 • by ERIN KELLEY
In Flush, Part II
October 2 - October 9 • by JEREMY MARKOWITZ
SEPTEMBER 2001
In Flush, Part I
September 26 - October 2 • by JEREMY MARKOWITZ
Day Something & A First-Hand Account
September 18 • by TONY LEONARDO & MICHELE HU
September 11
September 11 • by TONY LEONARDO
New Bad Poetry
September 5-10 • by VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS
Danny Desai
Danny Desai Burned
Danny Desai Jesusified
August 29 - September 5 • by ZIA ZAMAN
AUGUST 2001
Thirty-Two Words
August 20-29 • by CHRIS HICKMAN
This Is My Life
August 14-20 • by MARK
Doyle, Part V
August 8 -14 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
An Online Instant Message Discourse: American Poetry Experienced By A Radio Wave Named Mommymommymommy1, Part II
August 4 - August 7 • by HEATHER LOCKHEED
JULY 2001
An Online Instant Message Discourse: American Poetry Experienced By A Radio Wave Named Mommymommymommy1, Part I
July 29 - August 4 • by HEATHER LOCKHEED
My Billburg
July 23-29 • by ERIN KELLEY
Summer Solstice Results, Part I, Part II, Part III
July 12-22 • by LUKE SMITH
Counting Flies
July 3-10 • by NEIL SWAAB
JUNE 2001
Doyle Part IV
June 25 - July 3 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
To Be Noble
June 16-22 • by ELEANOR ROOS
Fuckaround Part III
June 9-14 • by ERIC MESSENGER
Everyone Wins With the N.M.E.
June 2-8 • by LEOPOLD E. QUANSARA
MAY 2001
Sweet Jesus Pie
May 23-30 • by ROSCOE T. BULWARK and CLETUS J. JONES
Doyle Part III
May 16-22 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
The Hell You Say
May 10-15 • by JOE CANNON
A Sampler of Headlines and Taglines I've Been Paid to Write, or Why I Wish I Was A Cowboy
May 5-10 • by ADAM KLINE
APRIL 2001
Manchilds and The Chop
April 28 • by HOODY P and RYAN DUNCAN
Lost In The CD Changer
April 16 • by STEVE de SEVE
Doyle, Part II
April 4 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
MARCH 2001
The Real Girl Fight
March 28 • an INSTANT MESSAGE
**ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY: BEST OF RIVATIVE***
March 15 • from RIVATIVE
Your Office Time
March 5 • by TONY LEONARDO
FEBRUARY 2001
Insatiable
February 26 • by SARI COLT
Doyle
February 17 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Psychoanalytic Analysis
February 8 • from RIVATIVE
Detective Dean
February 2 • by PAUL GRUBENS
JANUARY 2001
The Return
January 22 • by DAVID FERRILL
Talkin' Boogie Bass
January 14 • by MARSETTE VONA
Cats And Dates
January 5 • from ELE ROOS
DECEMBER 2000
Phone Messages For You
December 20 • by STEVE DE SEVE
Google Hits
December 12 • from RIVATIVE'S FILES
How To Turn Twenty-Five With Style
December 2 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Horse Names We Made Up Starting With "G"
November 24 • from RIVATIVE
Horse Names Starting With "F"
November 19 • FOUND by JACK GOLAIR
Busses and Bushes
November 11 • by A SECRET AGENT
My Night At The OTB
November 4 • by TONY LEONARDO
OCTOBER 2000
Halloween 2000
October 31 • RIVATIVE SPECIAL PRESENTATION WITH PICTURES
Fucked Up In The Pines
October 23 • by DAVID FERRILL
Great American Pastime (for the SUBWAY SERIES)
October 17 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Symptoms
October 12 • FOUND by JOANNE McCAUGHEY
The New Economy
October 7 • by STEVE DE SEVE
Videogame List
October 1 • COLLECTED by TONY LEONARDO
SEPTEMBER 2000
Lion of Israel Goes Shopping
September 25 • by JEHUMSPHAT TROY
For Boys Only
September 18 • by JEFF KOYEN
Another Bio
September 11 • found by ELEANOR ROOS
Journal Notes from Steve and Tony
September 6 • by TONY and STEVE
AUGUST 2000
A Bio
August 23 • found by ELEANOR ROOS
Little Red Raver Girl
August 17 • by NOAH LEE
Big Game on Big Boats
August 10 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
Microdick
August 2 • by STEVE JOBS
JULY 2000
Palms For The Poor, Series II, Part II
July 26 • by JULIE LEE
Palms For The Poor, Series II, Part I
July 18 • by JULIE LEE
Notes From The Census Bureau
July 12 • by THOMAS VACCA et. al.
Obituary: David Tomlinson
July 7 • by STEVE de SEVE
Three Short Thoughts
July 1 • by RYAN P. DUNCAN
JUNE 2000
Puddin' Transcription
June 29 • by STEVE de SEVE, RYAN P. DUNCAN, and SHEH ZAND
The New Intern Drought
June 20 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
Palms for the Poor, Part II
June 14 • by JULIE LEE
Death Row Joins Colt
June 9 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
Palms for the Poor, Part I
June 2 • by JULIE LEE
MAY 2000
My Personality
May 25 • by RIVATIVE
Pez
may_19 • by JESSICA van BRUNT
Fuckaround Part II
may_12 • by ERIC MESSENGER
Fuckaround Part I
May 5 • by ERIC MESSENGER
APRIL 2000
The Great American Pastime
April 24 • by CHRISTOPHER CURRY
Andie Pants
may_19 • by RYAN P. DUNCAN
Easter on the Road
may_12 • by BEAT PETE
The Scanner
May 9 • by STEVE DE LA STEVE
Killers Make Great Kilts
May 4 • by P.A. LEONARDO, IV
MARCH 2000 and earlier
Hollywood Drips Part III
March 27 • by TROY NEW YORK
Hollywood Drips Part II
March 20 • by TROY NEW YORK
Hollywood Drips Part I
March 10 • by TROY NEW YORK
Court System Part II
March 4 • by KARRIE SEMIPERT
Court System Part I
February 31 • by KARRIE SEMIPERT
Ass Seen On TV
February 19 • by STEVE de SEVE
DIET-MAGIC
February 12 • by TONY LEONARDO
The Billy Tubbs Fiction
February 1 • by TONY LEONARDO
Former Feature: The Ramblings of Todd
Strange Email Regarding "Everyone Wins With the N.M.E."
A Discussion Regarding 'Notes From The Census Bureau'
A Fractious Discussion Over 'The Tyranny of White'
Joe Cannon
real name! Lives in Chicago and used to be in a band called The Intelligibles.
Sari Colt
Publishes some sort of kinky guide to something. And dumb blonde jokes.
Christopher Curry
lives in Sarasota, writes for a local newspaper, fishes for scum, filth and tales of debilitating human pride.
Steve de Sève
co-founder, art guy, writer, hyper-aesthitic artist, musician, outsider DJ & other.
Ryan P. Duncan
Lives and works in Chicago as founder of the record label Sick Room Records. A most excellent poet whose first book "You Get The Puddin' I Get The Pan" is quite tasty.
David Ferrill
An internet writer fellow culled from surfing. He lives in Atlanta.
Jack Golair
we don't know who this guy is. We think he lives in California.
Paul Grubens
Wishes to remain anonymous for fear of Floridian persecution.
Chris Hickman
Writes about the daily life in and around Sunset Park, Brooklyn.
Rin Kelly
Used to live in Sunset Park and prefers not to write about it, except for on a few memorable occasions. Moved back to Colorado some time ago.
Adam Kline
A fine and noble man, although he works as a copyrighter for Ad Agencies. Kline lives in Chicago. His website is www.badasscopy.com.
Jeff Koyen
The man behind Crank, a wildly popular teen zine. He is a wise man now in his 48th lifetime. For fun, Jeff used to make fake Crank "drinking licenses" for suburban kids. He formerly ran the New York Press and was last reported to have head off for South America to cover war stories.
Noah Lee
Copped his story from a website. Apparently it is popular and has been "around." Thanks Noah!
Julie Lee
Patron Saint of Bars. She also works as a medical photographer for the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner of New York, Bronx division. She takes pictures of dead people.
Tony Leonardo
co-founder, editor, writer, filmmaker and was a guest of Monica Lewinsky when she hosted Saturday Night Live. Leonardo's latest opus is Ultimate: The First Four Decades.
Hugh Longbottom
lives, works and play croquet in Tampetshire, England, just north of Abbeytire.
Eric Messenger
lives and works in Portland with two young daughters and a wife. His writing is likably compared to "Dungeons and Dragons on Crack."
Mark
We have no idea where he came from. Galilee?
Eleanor Roos
studies law at the University of Chicago and avidly picks up men and boys through want ads, internet chat rooms, bars, etc. Wants to help the world and promote feminism.
Karrie Semipert
works in an office as a paralegal
Luke Smith
plays Ultimate in Seattle. We've met him at a tournament in San Diego once and he looked like a drunk on too much trucker speed.
Neil Swaab
Funnyman's comic "Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles" appears in New York Press and Gear. Neil is young now, but will be bald, fat and lazy by age 30 as payment for his puritan sensibilities. www.neilswaab.com.
Jehumsphat Troy
Jessica van Brunt
worked for Derivative magazine, the pre-cursor to this site. We do not know where she is now.
Thomas Vacca
picks grapes for a living in Napa Valley, at least until the harvest is finished, then he smokes many a bowl and plays Scrabble. He is a wise man. He recently moved away from Healdsburg, CA.
Marsette Vona
is currently enrolled at MIT. Ben Guaraldi, a most entertaining kid, introduced us to Marsette.
Zia Zaman
Works for a International Corporation type of thing in Singapore and travels the subcontinent.
