FREQUENTLY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

Who is rivative?

What is rivative?

Why rivative?

Where rivative?

How rivative?

What the hell does rivative mean?

SOME ANSWERED QUESTIONS

Rivative came from Derivative, which was a one-time zine that received great and illustrious fanfare but has since collapsed under its own weight, like a black hole in the zine sewer of New York City.

Everyone knows that the good names are taken. Like Yugop.com and eValushopper.com and eBonka.net.

Yes. In fact, there are hundreds of thousands of people in the United States alone. Recently, the world's 6 trillionith human was born.

I must agree with you, that is a difficult, but satisfying, position to be in.

Many people can join rivative. Just go to the "submissions" section and follow the instructions. It's quite easy after all!

Operating hours are Tuesday-Saturday, 12 noon to 2 AM.

We hope to have new pages up at least twice a week, so send us stories and such.

No, Yes, then No because I Said so, as my father used to say.