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| INT: LIMO BILL DRIVER BILL DRIVER The DRIVER is spraying Glade, sprinkling baking soda and putting clothespins on his nose. BILL has some odoriferous problems. DRIVER eventually opens the glass with a clothespin on his nose. Limo pulls in behind a moving van at a mansion in an otherwise Levittown-looking development. We learn that BILL is on the run.
INT: MICRODICK HEADQUARTERS BILL is in his command center. A DRONE without a nose hands BILL an electronic device with a screen displaying information.
BILL
BILL BILL doesn't have much time left. He must stay away from his enemies who are trying to prevent him from mating. He is currently on the run, living in a glass mansion in the town of Corporate Woods Village, Illinois.
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EXT: BILL'S NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE The DOG that BILL surgically injected his sperm into is scratching himself on the front porch. DOG (VO)
An Anti-Microdick SECRET AGENT is dressed in a gray jumpsuit to look like a janitor. He is holding a CD-ROM and a spray can and is putting his arm around another noseless DRONE who seems to be swayed by the cleanliness of the small room.
DRONE 2 SECRET AGENT
A fake organization NEUTER FOR GODS SAKE pays the father $75,000 to neuter PUFFY, the family dog. PUFFY and the little girl hear this and PUFFY flees. The dad thinks the dog has left because of the awful smell in the neighborhood. He also discovers that PUFFY has taken a week's supply of Kibbles N Bits and a bottle of Brut aftershave. Will PUFFY every return? Where has he gone? PUFFY is indeed traversing the country. The smell, however, has gone with him and he comes to believe that BILL GATES has his balls. Meanwhile, BILL is desperate to find the dog and retreive his sperm. He begins to move from a mansion in Corporate Woods Village, Illinois to mansions in Corporate Woods Villages across the country. PUFFY is enjoying his life as a Boxcar dog. He carries a stick with his belongings tied in a bandanna on the end. He crisscrosses the country, having affairs with bitches across the land. They always notice the smell, but his balls seems to work fine. Except he seems to be getting less and less juice out of them each time. Will BILL locate PUFFY in time? Or will BILL GATES JR. be a small puppy growing up in Ames, Iowa? Stay tuned.
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