Why does Corey Sanford blow so much on the Ultimate field?

For that matter - why does he talk about it so much OFF? Hell, the man gets burned for easy scores 10 times a game, at least. And then he yells at his teammates about it! Ever heard of an irate stoner? That's my suckass friend, Corey Sanford.

Sure, and then there's the times he's MELLOW. Always yapping, always cracking on something. The kid's a goddamn encyclopedia of useless information.

A real waste. If he could just chill for a second, or show some respect for people of all creeds. Hell, if Corey himself could just be RESPECTABLE instead if a loud-mouth, dope-addled, frisbee-chasing layabout with no hopes whatsoever in Society-at-Large, if just MAYBE this backwoods small-town prep-school boy with his thinly constructed ego and his childish antics could GROW UP, then maybe he wouldn't suck so much ass all the time.

Shit, a dime a dozen these types. And living outside of Hollywood now - it's no wonder!

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