Rivative, you are somewhat left-hemisphere dominant with a balanced preference for auditory and visual inputs. Because of your "middling" tendencies, the distinction between your brain and your balls is somewhat blurred, but usually you’re just a headcase.

Your tendency to be logical yet lazy is reasonably well-established which should present problems in the field of endeavor you mistakenly end up working in. However, you are far from rigid or overcontrolled. You posses a degree of individuality often expressed in fluctuating self-pity and unrealistic ambitions of world conquest. Again, this is best revealed in your tendency to be a headcase.

Having given overabundant attention to detail, you often attempt to perceive the largest and most impractical aspects and implications of a situation. You can be functional and practical at times, but usually abstraction and threadbare theory cloud your framework readily.

The equivalence of your auditory and visual learning orientation gives you two equally effective sensory input systems, each with distinctive features. You can process both unidimensionally and multidimensionally with equal facility. You can masturbate to both visual input of nasty and auditory input of orgasmic sounds. Unfortunately your senses often get muddled when both auditory and visual output crowd the same pipeline, causing a small elecrical fire to short-circuit your brain.

Your natural ability to use your sexual senses is also synthesized in your way of learning. You can be reflective and dreamy in your approach, absorbing material like a vaginal sponge, and at other times you voraciously seek knowledge, stimulation and drugs that complement your behavior.

Overall you tend to be way more critical of yourself than is necessary and avoid anjoying life too much because of a sense of duty. You feel somewhat constrained and tend to sometimes restrict your expressiveness, preferring instead to splash your thoughts on pages and pages of thick text with far too few pictures. In any given situation you will opt for the rational and will rip apart those that have their head up their ass. These people often need a good whipping, as their ignorance is contagious. Your even-keeled temperament and reliance upon fact rather than fancy gives you credibility to perform such a task, so long as your head itself does not become filled with blather and sink to the bottomless pit of failed magazines.

Court System
BY KARRIE SEMIPERT

Skindex®
BY P.A. LEONARDO

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