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BEHIND THE HALCYON CURTAIN Why was "GWI" Bush wearing a band-aid on his face at last Friday's press conference? GWI, as he has been commonly known since the revelation of his three drunk driving arrests the week before what was supposed to have been the presidential election, scheduled this press conference to show that he wasn't going to let a little thing like the popular vote slow down his transition schedule. But what a beating George Sr. gave him the night before: INT. BASEMENT OF A PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS - NIGHT GEORGE SR. (We hear blows thrown and see GWI react as they hit his face) GEORGE SR. (con't) More blows . . . GEORGE SR. (con't) Blow . . . GEORGE SR. (con't) Blow . . . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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GEORGE SR. (con't) Silence. The expected blow is not thrown . . . GEORGE SR. (con't) BARBARA BUSH GEORGE SR. Bat with nail hits and rips right into the side of GWI Bush's face! GWI He is indeed reacting to the blow and the wound; but mostly to the terrifying vision in front of his eyes of Bar with bat. She is wearing the pink TUTU that came with the bat. GEORGE SR. BARBARA BUSH GEORGE SR. A GROGGY GWI Bush speaks: GWI BARBARA BUSH GWI Barbara goes to hit him with the bat again. GEORGE SR. BARBARA BUSH GEORGE SR.
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