THE REAL GIRL FIGHT
This is an IM between rivative and rivative's 14-year old cousin, Liz.
Lizygirl336: HELLO CUZO
Rivative: HELLO CUJO
Lizygirl336: oh ok
Rivative: har de har har
Lizygirl336: guess what?>?>?>
Rivative: wha...?
Lizygirl336: i got in to a fight at school and i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizygirl336: i pick this grl up by her hair and threw her across the gym
Rivative: oh snap
Lizygirl336: yeah abd she got suspened and a 100 dolla fine and i didnt get in trouble at all
Rivative: how did that happen?
Rivative: how did you not get in trouble?
Lizygirl336: she hit me in my face and when she went to turn around i pulled her hair and i was draggin her around and then i pulled it so hard i picked her up and threw her and she started to cry and then be 4 that happened she was goin around sayin that i couldnt fight and she is bigger than me
Part II: Testify! Liz invites Rivative to a chat room to discuss the incident in question.
You have just entered room "pnut073 room"
PurePlaya5951: hi
Lizygirl336: hey tony you in here
Rivative: yah
Lizygirl336: what up!
Rivative: nada
Rivative: kickin and chillin
Lizygirl336: koo
Lizygirl336: hey victor you in here?
V2VC5: wuz up
Lizygirl336: and adam
Smith98146: yah
GameFace21: who got beat up
Smith98146: ALICIA
GameFace21: she did?
GameFace21: by who?
Smith98146: Liz
Rivative: so yeah what happened and why didnt you get in trouble?
Lizygirl336: yeah i beat up alicia
Lizygirl336: oh b/c she started the fight
Lizygirl336: so i didnt get in trouble
Smith98146: she didnt get in trouble because of how nicely i told the story to miss thomas
Rivative: thats a good deal
Rivative: yeah i KNEW there was somethign more to it
GameFace21: smith
GameFace21: who are you
Lizygirl336: well she aint gonna do it again
Smith98146: adam
GameFace21: adam who
Smith98146: i go to Clay wit liz
Rivative: does she have friends?
GameFace21: oh
Lizygirl336: hahahaha
Lizygirl336: yes
Lizygirl336: say yes
Smith98146: yes
Lizygirl336: yep see
Rivative: is she popular or a twit?
PurePlaya5951: popular
Smith98146: popular
Lizygirl336: all the way
Smith98146: haha
Lizygirl336: TWIT
Rivative: well why the F did she hit you?
Smith98146: shes said she gave head
Smith98146: and a lot of other things
GameFace21: liz does
Rivative: oh shes a twat not a twit
Jill1084: ok i am here
Lizygirl336: ok
Smith98146: ok im leavin
Part III: Who's in this chat room? What are we talking about again? Note: completely unedited.
Rivative: what is V2VC5?
Carolinafan5: who dis be
Rivative: or who is V2VC5? moderator?
Lizygirl336: victor
Lizygirl336: dustin
Rivative: quite the buzz room
Lizygirl336: hey who is krscho16?
Carolinafan5: what
Jill1084: ok r u here ?
Lizygirl336: nothin nevermind
Krschro18: yes
Jill1084: kristinia?
Jill1084: ok
Krschro18: yes
Rivative: why did she hit you in the first place?
Lizygirl336: who r u?
Lizygirl336: cuz i was cussin at her
Jill1084: Kristinia
Jill1084: whatever
Rivative: oh i c
Rivative: snap!
Rivative: crack!
Rivative: pop!
Lizygirl336: then she was on the floor
Rivative: hair pull!
Lizygirl336: hell yeah
Jill1084: oh ok
Jill1084: i am going to go
Krschro18: OHH MY
Jill1084: what?
Lizygirl336: y?
Jill1084: because
Krschro18: ME 2
Lizygirl336: fine bye
Jill1084: muther
Lizygirl336: muther what?
Jill1084: ___
Jill1084: ok i was playin
Jill1084: i wanted to get her out
Lizygirl336: y who was that?
Jill1084: anyways what were u goin to do about it?
Lizygirl336: i dont knwo she is still in
Lizygirl336: jill
Jill1084: because she didnt have to hear that
Jill1084: i no
Krschro18: YA WHATEVER
Jill1084: she is not at her comp
Lizygirl336: hear what?
Jill1084: oh that bitch
Jill1084: what u guys was talin bout
Lizygirl336: WHAT????????
Lizygirl336: about alicia?
Jill1084: never mind
Jill1084: yea
Lizygirl336: hey do you know malcoms s/n?
Lizygirl336: y does she know her?
Jill1084: no i dont
Jill1084: sry
Lizygirl336: oh sam said you did
Lizygirl336: oh well
Jill1084: i dont
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Issue: March 28 - April 5, 2001
Your Office Time
BY TONY LEONARDO
Insatiable
BY SARI COLT
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