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In celebration of one year of being "on-air," we at rivative would like to present you with some of our finest selections. Donations accepted. Shazzam-tacular! Also: Thanks to Shannon Klouse from XO for helping us make the server switch! Hi, My name is Ryan. I am in the fourth grade at St. Annes. I hate the bus. I usually have to stand the whole way. If I get a seat its next to some fat, stinky, sweaty guy who tries to give me gum and probably wants to fondle me. There are these dumb girls that ride the bus. Their names are Pigmy, Pricilla, Tuff Twinkies, Gorilla and Balloon. Balloon and Pricilla are really fat. They each take up about four hundred seats apiece. As Pres was standing in front of the hood of the Chevy Malibu (a classic from 1972), the gigantic GMC tanker, financed with an aggressive lease from today's GMC Finance Division, a Delaware corporation, caused the open hood of the Malibu to lurch forward and, "bite Mr. President Carter in the 'cubicals," as he called them, claiming they, "felt like they had been through the car crusher, and that ain't all. Work is a venomous institution and guilt a debilitating emotion. I longed to eliminate them both.
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Featured Artist: Simba 13 | Featured Artist: Colin Thom | |||||||||||||||||||||||
PALM READER: let me give you tarot cars for ten. theyre going to tell you past present future love romance [read fast] JULIE: what about the palm reading? the palm reading isnt going to do that? PALM READER: (quickly) that tells you a lot about your character and the future. get the tarot. for five more....youll never need another reading ever Tom: "Ron, these fucking govt 2 2/4 pencils suck ass. The lead is super brittle and the eraser doesnt stay put!" Ron: "You are authorized to use these other old fashioned pencils as well." WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK AND WHY? the telephone book cuz they dont leave anyone out and everyone's treated the same
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"Fuck off," he said as he got up and headed to the bathroom across an obnoxious orange carpet that reminded him of the time he saw Lou Rawls in Vegas.
Your Office Time Insatiable Doyle
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