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Why UNI-T®? Because in your race, there is no checkered flag.

Why UNI-T®? Because in your winner’s circle, they call you Mom.

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There's no expiration date on the taste of victory.

If you have a retro habit, we’ll help you whip it.

Set your alarm. We’ll wake you up before you go-go.

ZPEED: When it comes to tires, speed starts with a Z.

It took us 100 years to build this tire.

Knowlede is Horsepower.

If you plan to take the road less traveled, you’ll have to find it first.

Firestone doesn’t provide MasterCare©. You do.

MasterCare© isn’t about cars. It’s about people.

MasterCare© isn’t what we do. It’s who we are.

Our research lab is the pits.

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Victory is never guaranteed, fortunately everything else is.

Truck or Treat! Sale & Sweepstakes

Sport Virility Vehicle

This is not a priceless moment. In fact, it was surprisingly affordable.

Jeep Liberty: It’s Liberating!

Everything is up to date but our principles.

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New or previously cherished?

Beauty is in the eye of the key holder.

Your future looks bright with Sunrise.

Toyotapalooza!

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Issue: May 5- May 10, 2001

Manchild and The Chop
BY RYAN D. AND HOODY P.

Lost in the CD Changer
BY STEVE de SEVE

Doyle, Part II
BY CHRISTOPHER CURRY

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