Steve dela Steve's
Antiterrorist Xmas 2001 CD
part 2 of Steve dela Steve's Krazy Kristmas Salt
sprinkle liberally on any bullshit that may come this xmas
a few years ago, i made a christmas album with some family and some friends to give as a christmas present. this just seemed like a good year to do a second album. new yorkers are getting back to their "normal" ways since wtc911. but many of the musicians on this album have become just plain silly. i have caught myself laughing out loud on the bus listening to some of these tracks. if you're christening an iPod or you just want some stocking stuffers for people with thin, round legs, feel free to download and burn the tunes. we're entirely noncommercial, but tony believes in toys-r-us, so we're helping them out by sponsoring them on the album. they're like the red cross, except that they sell toys and don't take donations.
the whole calzone
burn it down or load up the iPod
everything in a burnable folder (p.c.) everything in a burnable folder (mac)
best with dsl or cable 40mb
a la carte
average 1.5 mb each. they will probably play on your computer if you click on them.
deck_the_halls.MP3 apollo 11, lofi-supagroup
reggaefy with caren and the ernies of apollo 11
toysrusintroand 1.MP3 rivative.com helping the cause
let's give something back, people.
santa_claus_is_vendettas.MP3 christmas vendetta*
"merry christmas, if you know what's good fa you."
*er, the VENDETTAS just left a long message explaining i got their name wrong.
fat_fat_fat_nick.MP3 nicholas appleby
eat eat eat
have_yourself_car_radio.MP3 apollo11
on the radio of a 1973 impala
hidert_de_miterd_de.MP3 the esperantutu
rockin_around_a_and_s.MP3 anth, sheh and the christmas jar
hoody_p_christmas.MP3 hoody p, dr. moreau
island mix with givings the cat
home_4_xmas.MP3 phil and steve with the cod and the forresters
jailhouse_angels.MP3 apollo 11
fulsam county prison mix
jew_on_xmas_fk_branz.MP3 fake brain
toys r us 2.MP3 tony
we know a great place to do your shopping . . .
away_in_space.MP3 apollo 11
int'l space station mix
grandma.MP3 elves from hell
dancetrx grandmother gets backed over again and again
jingle_bell_rock_a_s.MP3 anth and sheh
america's answer to terrorism
oh_holy_night_vendetta.MP3 christmas vendetta
update of brian's Crazy Christmas Salt xmas CD classic
christmas_cracker.MP3 liza and the christmas larch
grab 'em by the ears and pull till they pop. geez.
santas_haram_loca.MP3 maya loca and steve
well, he's got to rest up, you know?
what_child_vendetta.MP3 christmas vendetta
hey, anybody left a baby 'round here? howyadoin.
silva_bells.MP3 apollo 11
nasa antigravity tank at 17 g's. sweet.
w_the_snowman.MP3 dave, gavin and steve
from last year's election season, an x-ray prawns tune
deep_forest_christmas.MP3 the forresters
go deep into the christmas forrest
toys_r_us_3.MP3 tony
there's a million toys
you_better_watch_out.MP3 plastic beef,
recorded by tom nishioka. bellydancing by iris.
union_square_drms.MP3 recorded by maya loca
wtc911 vigil music from "unity square"
sleghride.MP3 elves from hell
as themselves
Vendetta_xmas_protest and rally.mp3
oops, we made a boo-boo
origami jewel case for xmas cd
cd sleeve outside.doc
cd sleeve inside.doc
instructional video for sleeve folding.mov
Antiterrorist Krazy Kristmas 2001Credits
Apollo 11 is a lo-fi-soupergroup that plays only at the Apollo and in Apollo spacecraft, including Big Ernie and Little Ernie on vocals and drums. Young Ernie is 12 and he hotwires the spaceships. The lofi-supergroup also features dave, gavin, topper, ted, caren, and steve. We're hoping little ernie doesn't outgrow his spacesuit this year.
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Anth & Sheh are America's answer to terrorism. Didn't they bring Noriega out by blasting Stryper? They are sometimes confused with the singing group, The Parrot and the Purple Devil. But really, no comparison can be made. Sheh is hiding out in Australia during the CD's release. Anth is stuck in town to live with himself after making these unique recordings.
The Christmas Jar is a special container of musical talent, mild neuroses, and a heart of gold. Beyond that, we don't know what the heck a christmas jar is either. He plays guitar in Les Sans Coulottes and the Tombstoners.
Nicholas Appleby lives in Connecticut and is somewhat normal . . . these days. steve and nick used to play in a punk band in Bavaria many years ago.
Maya Loca is a freelance jingler and basoon player.
The Christmas Vendetta are played by Pocket Monster. Recorded at the 3 Jolly Pigeons in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Actually, I thought they were the Christmas Vendetta, but they made me to understand that they are THE VENDETTA. It's really Pocket Monster, though. (was that ok guys?)
the forresters is a band that features midi downloads from christian music websites.
Elves from hell are gavin and steve.
Fake Brain are some friends of tony's. We don't know if they're really jewish, but they sound it.
Plastic Beef are joe, andy, philipe, shaza, dave, steve, and another steve who plays the lasagna pan.
tom nishioka runs a great studio in williamsburg and tries really hard to fufill the craziest technical requests like "do you have a C battery, a cookie box, and a hack saw? i need to make a microphone. . ."
princess iris, who thrilled all of bay ridge with her belly dancing, has since returned to san francisco to be with others like herself. we miss her. especially when tony tries to belly dance for us.
ted has a new baby. he dropped by to play the bass on the first song. not the baby, ted.
givings is a cat who played keyboards on a few tunes.
Liza and the Christmas Larch wrote a song about reaching out to the crackers this christmas. Liza doesn't need a real pine, her christmas larch is fine.
The Cod are an improv trio featuring topper, tony, and steve.
The esperantutu is dave. he just likes to dress that way sometimes. we were changing the chords in a word processor, C's to G's, G's to D's, that sort of thing. and when the computer also changed the spellings of all the words, we knew it was a message that must be shared.
Date: December 17, 2001
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** OUR FRIEND'S FATHER, THE DIRECTOR OF AN INTERNATIONAL CULTURAL CENTER IN TEHRAN, HAS DISAPPEARED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. THE INCIDENT IN IRAN IS PROBABLY POLITICALLY MOTIVATED AND HAS BEEN NOTICED BY AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. FIND OUT MORE. **
Rat in da House
Hangover Prose and Poetry
by CARLOS, JOEY, GEENA, and MISSY T.
The 2001 Grape Harvest Report
by TOMMY VACCA
Danny Bonaduce Has Broken All Ten Commandments
by CHRISTOPHER HICKMAN
WHERE CAN I PARK MY CAR IN BROOKLYN?
