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Name: Skinhead82

What should people know about you? that i am a Skinhead (not racist/nazi) that i'm pretty kewl laidback dewd who likes 2 have fun also im Gay which means i like dewds and into Punk alot and Oi and Hardcore. like to party and even rave

What's your favorite song right now? there is no real fav theres so many Korn is Kewl, and Limp Bizkit and Drop Kick Murphy is really good Blink182 Condemned84

Who's your favorite band or musician ever and why? theres so many

What's your favorite movie ever and why? most movies suck cuz hollywood sucks!

What's your favorite book ever and why? the telephone book cuz they dont leave anyone out and everyone's treated the same

What college or university do you go to--or where do you want go to? UMass/Dartmouth or Bristol Community dont know yet

What's the one thing you believe in most strongly? human rights 4 everyone no ones is better than anyone else that lifes way 2 short and we should just enjoy it and fuck all the bullshit

Describe an experience you'll never forget. ask me and i'll tell u

What's the easiest way to get on your nerves? lie to me

 

   
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What's your pet's name? no pets cant have them well besides my pet monkey that i spank all the time

Who do you think is the sexiest person alive and why? Jason B. cuz he just is

What's your favorite quote? Isn't to moralise after all immoral? by Frederich Nietzsche

Anything else you want to add? yea 2+2=4

Editor's Disclaimer: All questions are borrowed from a well-known internet site, but all answers are from another source and are nonfictional. All sentiments expressed in this bio are strictly that of the Bio's only and not necessarily those of rivative. However, rivative enjoys and agrees with everything that is expressed and recommends that all you poser dudes who thought you were cool in 1994 get a Jeep Wrangler and go to the mall.

   
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