ANOTHER BIO
found by ELEANOR ROOS

 
Editor's Note: This found bio continues some sort of series we have been pursuing over the last month. It has to do with the young people and what these young people say and do, much of which is similar and different to rivative as a young person. This series, which includes Little Red Raver Girl, and A Bio is also matched in spirit by the addition of Journal Entries which come straight from the hearts of a 70's kid and a Gen Xer, respectively. All spellings and phrases from this Bio are left unchanged.

Information about me:
What should people know about you? I love poetry (dark and sad please!), art, and. . . METAL! Oddly enough, i obsess over heavy metal (Kittie, Slipknot, old-skool KoRn, Coal Chamber, the Deftones, Sev, etc.) and gothic art. i had a teeny tiny little online art company, but, somebody (yeah they have a site identity and i am trying to figure out this fuckers name so i can spam his ass!!) decided that he was going to hack my site and tear it down. so, now i have no site or online art. therefore, i had to get a job at krogers. if this sounds like something you did, I HATE YOU SO MUCH! i want you to get this; b/c you were so selfish and mean, i had to quit paintball and hockey. thank you so much! i appriciate all the times ive had to clean up puke in isle 3!! fucker!!

What's your favorite song right now?
"Scissors" - Slipknot
I love this song! it's about corey fucking a virgin and not (emotionally) feeling anything for her.

Who's your favorite band or musician ever and why?
Slipknot! They will always stay leveled and anonomys. Their masks prevent them from selling out or being reconized. B/n me if you wanna know more.

What's your favorite movie ever and why?
Um. The Tale-Tell Heart. It's really dark and I really like it. Is that good enough?

What's your favorite book ever and why?
My fave book is a compilation that of Edgar Allan Poe (basically everything he's ever written) that I printed out. His poetry is entrancing, and I love it for some reason. i always end up dreaming about his writing and waking up screaming- and i love it!

What college or university do you go to--or where do you want go to?
I don't know yet. I'm probably going to Mortuary or Art School.

What's the one thing you believe in most strongly?
The truth. Truthfullness in general. Or not masking your true feelings.

 

 
   
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Hermann Meets Amy

 

Describe an experience you'll never forget.
I was getting my tattoo(a blue butterfly on my right shoulder), and I read this story about a couple who had gone to Mexico with their son, Pete. Well, Pete had wandered off, so his mother went off to find him. After twenty minutes, she called the police and put out a search for him. The police officer found Pete, gutted and stuffed with cocaine. I bawled. The tattoo artist thought is was my shoulder and quit. So I now have half of a butterfly on my back.

What's the easiest way to get on your nerves?
Standing in the middle of a hall or walk-way talking while i'm going to class. or Walking slow. i just wanna plow all the preppy bitches and whores when they do that. do they realize i want to throw them out of my way? they will soon.....

What's your pet's name?
Darcy - choclate lab
Feronia - golden retriever
Mercedes - husky
(oh yeah, they're all girls too!)

Who do you think is the sexiest person alive and why?
I don't judge on appearance. Too much hurt revoles around it.

What's your favorite quote?
"I play doctor for five minutes flat
Before I cut my heart open and let the air out
Three bugs and a pound of dust
Some wind spilled before me
In the strangest manner that had
Broke away my tear spout

As I lie here
With my tongue spread wide open
A black widow had offered me
A sweet-heart tube
As I injected
The candied heart that I selected
She said
"Don't hesistate,
Just do what you have to do to me!"
Corey Taylor - Slipknot

Anything else you want to add?
Yeah! I play bass, 7 string guitar, drums-percussion, oboe, tenor saxophone and I'm learning bag-pipes. (They sound soooo evil! Just like me! Ha ha ha!) Um, I have shoulder length black hair and I am very pale. I still suffer the torture of braces, and my eyes are green. I sound like a total freak, but I'm pretty sweet when you get to know me. Send me a note or mail and we'll talk. If you'd like to get in touch with some dark stuff, (i.e. dead celebrity photo's, severed hands, dead babies in jars, celebrity mugshots, etc) send me a note or e-mail me. LAPD! - Amy (note: LAPD = *L*ove *A*nd *P*eace *D*ude. sorry to everyone who was confused about this!!) ..


   
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