Say, it's late December, like Holiday time. Our phone messages? I erased them on the machine but here are the transcriptions.

todd, james is back in new york, please call him to get together

sheh: hi stevie it's me . . .

naaa, tooony, it's dad . . . .

hey todd, message for you from james a couple befo' this.

hey steve, you still awake? steve? wondering if you had the sneakers. 18 digit or not, alright . .

hey stevie, it's sheh, are you there? hello? ok, well, i'm a. it's a quarter to ten. i'm home till about 10:30 gimme a call

hey steven it's erin. i didn't finish this thing yesterday. we should submit our film to projectgreenlight.com. the deadline is the 21's. it 's good. we should definitely submit it online. yeah.

hi guys, it's jar calling for steve. returning your call from last night and wanting to talk about the vigsdokj site. i should be back by noon. so give me a call.

ah hi todd. marvin. todd tell me if you can just to this change: that we would meet on wednesday, oct 25 at 9:pm, instead of on wednesday, novemver 21st at 9: pm. can you call to confirm it . . . or deny it, so we could know what to do.

hey, it's me again. stevie steve, are you there?

hi this message is for steve. this is heather calling from WB Jones about the scanner. could you call em at

hi guys, it's jar. steve gimme a call as soon as you get this message.

ah, messages at least for todd before this. possibly for tony

hey steeeevie! hello hello hello hello ste3eevei esteewvie

hey this is chris calling for tomorrow. i wanted to give you your hotel reservation. blalblahblah card. it's been reserved on bla bla bla card. hopefully bla bla bla

hey todd, messages before this from chris and marvin about hotel reservations and times and stuff like that

hey did i say james called for you todd. and heather also called for you

hey steve or tony. steve steve steve. hey steve it's todd

hey steve it's lisa . . .

hi, this message for tony. this is tanya, i'm calling from acquaint. and i wanted to make sure that your paying your way so you get laid. call carrie.

beeeep

hey mat wo? whoot's a shaaaking? i'm talking to . . .

steve. hey i'm here with the horse. jim's putting the finishing touches on it. we need your historical knowledge.

hey steve, it's simone. i was wondering if i could show up and show you my computer or something. some friend put sometlhing on it and it's so. so i'll see you.

hey steve it's erin. i don't have my computer, or i have my computer but not my modem on me 410 944 8448 in baltimore

hey yo! this a big shoutout for tony todd and steve. but this is especially for steve. hoping you haven't lost your chops to the jaws of howling wolf. call ted

hello kitties. just wondering how you doing. it's sheh. wondering if you can call back. i really really need smokes . . .

hi steve, it's saturday morning . . . sincerely, the landlord

hi guys! anybody home! hellllo! ok. well, just wanted to say hi

hey ton-yo, it's tohhhomas calling form californina where i'm feeling my . . . .

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