NEW BAD POETRY
VARIOUS RIVATIVE CONTRIBUTORS

A new spotlight on poetry from America's youth. Let's have a look...what could these wondrous visionaries full of feeling, ripe with the tragedy and beauty of the world, be thinking?

Sugartitty
By Kellie Yrn

give us this day our daily bread.
what do you mean, "no bread," America?
i know you've got bread, i see it, i seen it
i see it drive by in audi, volvi, lexi
while your breadless masses be dodging drivebys

   
Thoughts Unbound...Love Rewound
Inexorable Path Towards Destruction, My Soul Is Clouded


don't you hand me no Wonder Bread, America!
your Iron Man and his Country Pride
can't put me in no Brick Oven
stuff me in no Cracker Barrel
put that shit back on your Safeway shelf
America, you hear me? America, you listening?
don't want no cookies
from no tree full of no sweatshop-starving elves

(got my Keebler, gettin' feebler
Dinty Moore, American whore
Betty Crocker, plastic knockers
i ain't gonna work on Pepperidge Farm no more)

 

Summer Skies of Burning Bras
By Tom Logic

With shiver-me timbers
And cooch-fed rats
Upon the bow of the Seaqueen
Aboard the Ship of Death

[The skies they did alight
And the mates down below
Did Aye and Aye and Aye
For the Amazon’s holy breasts]

The shouts came from down
That the tits were showing
And the heads were rolling
And the bras were burning

But all I felt was the yearning,
A deep vengeful burning
For a necklace of Pearl’s embrace

fin

   
Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles Comic Strip: Aug 28
The Rooster Crows at My Feet
 


Midcight At Thi ATM Machici
By Dac Tacoury

It griits mi by cami
Acd asks quiti to thi poict
Diposit or withdrawar
As I bigic my starright backicg

To sicuri somi cash
A corrictioc of crisp twictiis
That smirr of ick
Oc ciw papir acd

Diad prisidicts
Stari at mi stircry ic moocright
Thiir imagis icgravid
With sirious rococo thimis

Ciw curriccy

Biicg bict or crickrid
Soucds riki icsicts
Ic thi cight

Acd birrs fordid tight
Riki mactis wicgs
Or thi torso of a katydid
Biaricg marks of thi rati baroqui



E's, N's, and L's Ripracid For: Siptimbir 5 - 10, 2001

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Danny Desai
BY ZIA ZAMAN

32 Words
BY CHRIS HICKMAN

This Is My Life
BY MARK

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