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INT. OFFICE - DAY Men in business suits are walking around looking business-like. INT. WATER COOLER BOB is getting some water. MR. GLICKO, his boss comes over to talk. MR. GLICKO BOB Mr. Glicko pulls out a roll of one dollar bills, looks both ways, nods at Bob, and then peels off two dollars and puts them in the front of Bob's pants. BOB MR. GLICKO Mr. Glicko looks at the roll of ones, and then at Bob. MR. GLICKO (con't) He sticks another bill in Bob's pants and leaves. As he walks away we see he is a little nervous, and that he knows very well that an employee like Bob would not even talk to him unless he was paying him. Bob walks past a cubicle where CARL and MERL are hashing out numbers on an Excel spreadsheet. CUT TO: INT. CUBICLE CARL MERL CARL MERL CARL MERL CARL MERL CARL Merl looks at him like "what the fuck?" but then lets it go. MERL CARL MERL CARL MERL CARL MERL CARL
A large table with executives sitting around it. Mr. Glicko is already sitting next to MELINDA JONES, his Vice President. Other executives come in. Mr. Glicko stands to greet each one. MR. GLICKO He puts dollars in each of the mens' pants as they enter. Melinda is glaring at him. MELINDA MR. GLICKO MELINDA She points to his roll of ones as he is snapping a couple of singles into a fat exec's waistband. MR. GLICKO She's not having any of it. She stares at Glicko, indicating she wants the roll of ones. He looks at her waist. She is wearing a dress, and there is no belt or anyplace he can secure the money on her. Looking like a trapped rat, he hands her the wad. MELINDA She puts 50 bucks in his pants. MELINDA (con't)
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She puts a few bucks in an arriving executive's pants. The executive looks at Glicko for more, but Glicko resists the urge to tip him. The exec looks hurt and moves on. MR. GLICKO MELINDA She tips the mailboy a crisp $100 bill. MR. GLICKO MELINDA MR. GLICKO They sit and Melinda pushes a button on the boardroom table. The lighting in the room changes, and two poles come up from the table, making it into an erotic-dancer stage. MR. GLICKO MELINDA A couple of execs climb onto the table and start shaking it down. INT. SAME OFFICE, THAT AFTERNOON Execs with thick stacks of cash in their pants are walking around the office looking satiated. They have worked hard for their money -- some of them have ten to fifty thousand dollars in their pants. RECEPTIONIST BERNSTEIN He puts a ten in the tip jar at the reception desk. BERNSTEIN (con't) RECEPTIONIST Bernstein looks at her. RECEPTIONIST (cont'd) CUT TO: Bernstein is sitting at his desk counting his stacks of money. He reaches into his sock garter and pulls out a couple of hundreds. BERNSTEIN Bernstein starts to take off his suit. BERNSTEIN He changes into normal, casual clothes. CAMERA follows him to the elevator. Other suits are congratulating him. He gets on the elevator. SUIT EXT. WALL STREET - DUSK Downstairs he unlocks his bicycle. We follow him as he rides out of the underground parking garage, through the streets of the financial district, and to his dirty/bohemian hovel on the lower east side. INT. APARTMENT - EVENING BERNSTEIN His daughter, MINDY, is sitting on the sofa channel-surfing. MINDY BERNSTEIN
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