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Our adventure continues....Read Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV. That morning, Doyle faced the prospect of a nightmarish day in the sunshine, covering a weekend- long bass fishing tournament for that miserable carnie-town rag the Gibsonton Gazette. His editors sucked cock. They had the white hot fire of genius that rare intersection of scum and invention right under their hairy, swollen-red-from-alcohol noses and were wasting him on bullshit. He was jerking off in a state of half stoned anonymity, spewing out clean innocuous copy like it was foam from a piss-warm Schlitz. When he ascended to the throne as the next Bukowski, he'd show those douche bags at the paper. Until then, he'd just have to keep on using strippers, drugs and booze to distract himself from his tedious reality.
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"You only have one thing," she said. "Why don't you go ahead of me?" She'd like that wouldn't she? That would be her good deed for the day, coming down off her high fucking horse to let someone in front of her in line. She'd be a real Christian martyr. Well, fuck that. "I'm fine right here," Doyle said. It took three minutes and twenty-one seconds to ring up and double bag all her shit. Finally, Doyle slapped down his rapidly warming twelve-pack on the counter. The stick figure with breasts behind the counter stood staring past him with a wandering eye he knew he could fuck back into place. "Can't sell it to you," she said in a slow drawl unique to I-4 trailer parks. He pulled out his license saying he was flattered she thought he looked so young but read right there he was 25 headed all too quickly for 26. "Read the sign," she said pointing at the door but staring at the magazine rack. "No beer sold before ten." The aged Marlboro clock behind her showed fifteen minutes before ten. Doyle needed that beer like Elvis needed bacon. "Don't you think we could let it slide this once? There's no one here but you and I." "Register would show I rang up a beer sale before ten, I ain't losing my job for you." "But you don't have to ring it up. Just take my money, give me the beer and wait till after ten to ring it up. I'd throw in a little something extra for the effort." "Can't do it." "Please, I'm in a terrible rush." "Yeah, a rush to get wasted." "Nonsense, miss. I'm on my way to work. The beer is for later, maybe you can join me?" "If the beer is for later why don't you just buy it later?" He wanted to call her a no-good cooze, but held off. "I tell you what, you win. I give up. Listen, could I have the key to the men's room, I really have to piss, it must have been all that beer I didn't drink." "Bathroom's for customers." "Ah, I see. Well, someone's jockeying for employee of the month. All right, I'll take a Hustler then, maybe someone we know finally made Beaver Hunt." "What the hell does that mean?" "Nothing, nothing at all. I apologize profusely." "I don't need you in here mouthing off, smart ass." "No, no you don't. In fact, who does?" "I got a bat back here, if you want me to crack your head with it, keep it up." "I'm very sorry." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
"What gives," he said. "Door's unlocked." He walked around the back of the white cinder block building, and opened the door to a floor coated in used ass wipe and a crescent shaped log of shit floating in that toilet. It was the final insult. He formulated a half assed but flawless plan of revenge and ran back around the front of the store. "Jesus, what kind of place are you running here?" he shouted as he charged through the cloudy glass doors. "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about the guy shooting up in your can!" The skinny girl reached under the counter for a baseball bat wider than her arm and ran out the door. Doyle grabbed the beer, a bag of honey mustard pretzels, a few more porno mags and sprinted for his car... Currently: August 8- August 14, 2001 ** GOOD-ENOUGH NEWS COMING SOON ** An Online Instant Message Discourse: American Poetry Experienced by a Radio Wave Named Mommymommymommy1, Part I, Part II My Billburg Summer Solstice Results: Part III, Part II, Part I
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